i’m too busy for this blog.
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* sung just like at the end of “I’m too sexy” when Right Said Fred says, “I’m too sexy for this song.” I love that part.

I have not blogged in a month. I have no real reason for it. I cannot blame it on the army men, although the wind does blow them down and then I have to set them up all over again.

I have not been on the net that often because as much as I love the internet, I also hate it. (Internet, I will be writing you a letter soon.) If I am on, I am mainly reading things because typing is challenging. If I had Dragon’s Naturally Speaking, I would blog all the time. I bet you are dying to know what’s new in lauraland. I hesitate to use lauraland as the haters will label me a copycat even though, my first website through tripod in 1997 was entitled “lauraland.” It was kind of a parody of Disneyland. I even subtitled it “The Happiest Place on Earth” and had the magic kingdom in the background.

On with the April Review to stop me from rambling about websites I had in the late 1990s.

1. April marks year four as an official blogger. Four years: that’s something I probably shouldn’t advertise.

2. This was the first year in forever that Easter was not filled with drama and angst. The only drama I had was that so many people wanted to cook dinner for me. The solution? Eat twice.

3. At this rate, I am on pace to go to the gym twenty times this year. Surprisingly, this is an improvement on past year long memberships. I have dreams of running long distance but I have trouble getting up to go to the bathroom. We shall see what happens.

4. Work is awesome. I will definitely be crying on the last day of school again this year. I’ve also managed to get some summer work so I am all set.

5. As for summer, just call me Prairie Dawn as the anderson/balls are taking their social retardation westward.

6. May long weekend, i am going fishing in our new trailer. It’s just about ready; we just need to get me a fishing license, an outdoors card and an appreciation for nature.

7. I wrote an entry about how Sarah Harmer changed my life and other lessons to live by. I am currently growing the balls to post it.

8. Life is getting weird. I don’t even know how to explain it. It’s a good weird though.

9. I’ve been everywhere Pearl, Dryden and the Cascades in April. Where are the pictures? I’m lazy at flickring too.

10. Law and Order: SVU: I love you!

11. Today, I saw Robert Munsch. The dreams I’ve been having have been for general audiences, thank god.

12. This weekend, Kevin and I spent almost $40 at Dollarama. That is a new record. Dollarama holds a special place in my heart. I cannot even begin to find the words to express it.

I guess I could have saved me a lot of time and said that nothing is new. I love my little boring life but quite honestly, you could go months without speaking to me and I would have nothing new to report.