1. as everyone knows, but nobody mentions sarah recently moved away. this obviously has affected my life drastically as my platonic life partner is now on the other side of the world. (well not really, but it might as well be.) i do have other friends but it’s not the same. before we left, i was talking about perhaps not being ready for mini-breaks and sarah said something about “when we were dating, we took day-trips all the time” which is hilarious because it’s true. we are the whiter, fatter, and more socially challenged version of oprah/gayle and could just be “a tiny bit gay.” i am going to bc one day so that will be neat..and thank god for the internet but still…ouch.

2. my ex, the cherry popsicle, is getting married in the very near future. this brings out a bunch of emotions that no one else understands mostly surrounding parker. luckily, the ex has been quite the prick lately and we have been arguing like crazy so that is making things easier. it’s not because i want to be with him; it’s something totally different..something that i don’t want to talk about.

3. i guess i am seeing someone kinda or whatever people call it these days. that’s new and neat and stuff. i should have said something sooner since i hate lying to the internet so there, now you know. the end. (wow, i don’t think that paragraph could have been any more awkward but..that’s me.)